The original Tumblr post added the line "CONFIRMADO: Johnny Depp SI se inspiró en Madonna!" which, while we failed high school Spanish, we're pretty sure means "'Body of Evidence' is highly underrated."
We would love to believe that there is some vast conspiracy theory behind this, like Madonna once spurned Tim Burton at a party in the '80s when he was an animator and now it's payback time. But more than likely, it's probably just the work of someone who's watched too much of Conan O'Brien's "If They Mated."
The Madonna-less 'Alice in Wonderland' comes out March 5.