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You kind of know how a Christmas movie is going to end, but isn't it a nice ride, anyway? There something a else about a Christmas movie, too. They have lot of memorable lines. We've assembled a list of 20 good ones from Christmas movies and movies that aren't about Christmas, but have a little of that Christmas magic in them. You kind of know how a Christmas movie is going to end, but isn't it a nice ride, anyway? There something a else about a Christmas movie, too. They have lot of memorable lines. We've assembled a list of 20 good ones from Christmas movies and movies that aren't about Christmas, but have a little of that Christmas magic in them.

'A Christmas Carol' (1938)
"Yes! Yes I do! I like Christmas! I LOVE Christmas!" -- Ebenezer Scrooge

'A Christmas Story' (1983)
"Oh my god, I shot my eye out!" -- Ralphie

"Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl." -- Narrator

(Reaction after opening his Christmas gift) "A can of Simonize!" -- Mr. Parker

'Babes in Toyland' aka 'March of the Wooden Soldiers' (1934)
The Toy Maker: "What do you think of the wooden soldiers?"
Santa Claus: "They're nice but they're not what I ordered. I ordered 600 soldiers one foot high."
Stannie Dum: "Oh I thought you said 100 soldiers six feet high."

'Bad Santa' (2003)
Boy: "If you really are Santa, you could do magic."
Willie: "Wanna see some magic? Here, let's watch you disappear!"

'Christmas in Connecticut' (1945)
"What a Christmas! Ho, ho, what a Christmas!" -- Alexander Yardley

'Elf' 2003
"We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup." -- Buddy

'It's a Wonderful Life' (1946)
"Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!" -- George Bailey

George Bailey: "Merry Christmas, Mr. Potter!"
Mr. Potter: "And happy New Year, in jail! They're at your house right now!"

"Hey look, mister -- we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint atmosphere. Is that clear, or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?" -- Nick

'Meet John Doe' (1941)
"On December 26th, you get one railroad ticket -- out of town." -- Henry Connel

'Miracle' (2004)
(Opening his Christmas gift, a bullwhip) ''It's the gift that keeps on giving.'' -- Herb Brooks

'Miracle on 34th Street' (1947)
''Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to.'' -- Doris

''Oh, Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind and that's what's been changing. That's why I'm glad I'm here, maybe I can do something about it.'' -- Kris Kringle

'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation' (1989)
"Squirrel!" -- Clark Sr.

'Scrooged' (1988)
"Go back to Jersey, ya moron." -- Ghost of Christmas Past

'The Santa Clause' (1994)
Laura: "All Neil told him was that Santa was more of a feeling. More of a state of mind than an actual person."
Scott: "Kind of like Neil."

'This Christmas' (2007)
Melanie Whitfield: "So, technically, you slept with Santa?"
Kelli Whitfield: "Well ... yes."
Melanie Whitfield: "Well, ho, ho, ho!"

'We're No Angels' (1955)
Joseph: "I'm going to buy them their Christmas turkey."
Albert: "Buy? Do you really mean buy?"
Joseph: "Yes, buy! In the Spirit of Christmas. The hard part's going to be stealing the money to pay for it."