That's right, I wrote camels. But it's not just camels! The first trailer for Sex and the City 2 is upon us, and it's full of the bling, runway fashions, and over-the-top flavah we've come to expect ... plus a whole desert twist. Yes, movie fans, I shudder to write that that's Sarah Jessica Parker's Carrie in a glam-turban.

While we've heard rumors of financial hardships and romantic drama, they are nowhere in sight in this first trailer. Instead, there's a new exotic locale for the girls to lounge in that actually has them riding flippin' camels through the desert. Oh, I can just imagine the xenophobic jokes that will descend this time around. It seems like a missed opportunity that they didn't make Charlotte into a bubble girl for this latest burst of travel! (Although she does get a rather bubbly hat in the picture above.) One thing is for certain -- this is no longer the story of women talking frankly and working their way to success in work and love. It's all about the all-out bling, baby, with diamond-studded fonts, riche locales, and full-stop glamor.

The film will be released on May 28, but for now you can check out the first trailer after the jump.