Now we all know that's a load of two-week-old Jack-o-Lantern guts; that even the most cynical among us realize that the anthology film is not some kind of ancient cipher that kids today are too busy Twittering and MySpacing to figure out, but that was one of his bigger points of contention with The Suits at WB. Well, that and apparently large corporations with a vested interest in younger demographics don't like it when children are killed in movies, but that's beside the point. And that point is: Dougherty's labor of love has finally made the anthology film relevant again in America.
And as with all things that aren't failures, there are bound to be imitators. Enter Eminem, yes, that Eminem, who is now in talks to lend his considerable popularity to a film called Shady Talez; and yes, it is spelled with a z. Bloody-Disgusting explains the bizarre news:
It's about "a fictional horror comic-book that literally sucks it's reader into it's very pages. Each horror story is a wink at an original classic such as Christine, Aliens, and The Lost Boys while Eminem puts his own dark spin on the genre playing multiple characters and introducing new stories to the new horror generation."
So not only is Eminem putting his name on the line, he's also brushing off his 8 Mile thespian chops to pull an Eddie Murphy on the horror genre. There's no director attached yet, though actor/writer Kevin Grevioux is attached to work on the screenplay, which will be his first time behind the typewriter since creating the comic Underworld was based on. And though I would love to scorn this news up and down, I honestly love the anthology format too much to complain about it. I mean, was anyone ever really expecting to say any film could ever be considered a response to Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror?