Jessica BielJessica Biel is 'Engaged' ... and ready to have nonstop sex!

No, the actress isn't betrothed to Justin Timberlake (though we're sure that's what the gossip rags will say); she's merely agreed to star in 'F***ing Engaged,' a raunchy comedy from rookie scribe Julia Brownell. Accord to the Hollywood Reporter, 'Engaged' casts Biel as a woman who vows to have sex with her fiance every day leading up to her wedding so that their romance doesn't grow stale. And -- this is neither here nor there -- but the title leads us to wonder: Do marquee letter sets come with asterisks? Jessica BielJessica Biel is 'Engaged' ... and ready to have nonstop sex!

No, the actress isn't betrothed to Justin Timberlake (though we're sure that's what the gossip rags will say); she's merely agreed to star in 'F***ing Engaged,' a raunchy comedy from rookie scribe Julia Brownell. Accord to the Hollywood Reporter, 'Engaged' casts Biel as a woman who vows to have sex with her fiance every day leading up to her wedding so that their romance doesn't grow stale. And -- this is neither here nor there -- but the title leads us to wonder: Do marquee letter sets come with asterisks?

Unless you follow the Jennifer Aniston theory of film titles (she recently said that her movies, such as the 'Break-Up,' also work as a definition of her life), one probably shouldn't attach undue attention to the fact that one of Biel's last films was called 'Easy Virtue' and she'll soon be seen in 'Nailed.' Especially because 'Nailed' is about a waitress who gets a nail accidentally lodged in her head, leading to odd behavior and unexpected celebrity.
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