Sick and tired of all the Balloon Boy coverage yet? Don't you wish someone would stick that entire idiotic family from Colorado in a balloon and let it drift until forever? Well, before Balloon Boy waves goodbye to his 15 minutes of fame, there are some people out there who'd like to try to capitalize on the news story that captivated a nation for, oh, about 6 hours. Enter: the UFO t-shirt by Glennz, otherwise known as the shirt that references a situation that never actually occurred. Drawing inspiration from E.T., UFO is available in both men and women's sizes for $19.95.

Though the shirt itself is already soooo last week, I actually like the way it looks -- so much so that I'd almost wear it just as a shirt, and not so people could stop me and go, "OMG, that shirt is hilarious -- what an idiot that kid was, right?" Yup, keep in mind that when you buy a shirt like this, you're guaranteed to be talking about Balloon Boy for the next several months ... or however long it takes you to realize that you actually do hate this shirt more than you hate that family from Colorado. But, hey, you can't go wrong with Navy Blue ...