Remakes are inevitable. I know, I know. But at least when the remakes are of foreign-language films, I can rant whilst understanding that they're spoon feeding the anti-subtitle audience. Lots of people don't like making their eyes watch a scene and read text scrolling along the bottom at the same time. I get it. But since when did English films, as in films from the U.K., get the same treatment? Variety reports that Columbia Pictures has grabbed the rights to the British miniseries Red Riding, and Steve Zaillian is in negotiations to shrink the story into one film while Ridley Scott is spotlit to direct.

Miniseries doesn't quite cover it. We're talking about David Peace's quartet of books going into a trilogy of films. Movies directed by Julian Jarrold (Kinky Boots), James Marsh (Man on Wire), and Anand Tucker (Shopgirl). And by the way -- they only premiered this year, and are currently running through the festival circuit. The collection of stories cover the years 1974, 1980, and 1983, and place a fictionalized drama against the backdrop of real-life serial killer cases like the Yorkshire Ripper. This new incarnation, which will be whittled down to one solitary film, will move things to the U.S., and presumably cover Stateside killers.

Yes, there's talent to this remake. Zaillian has penned a whole slew of big-time films from more pulpy fare like Mission: Impossible to the Oscar-winning Schindler's List. Ridley Scott has brought us Alien, and Blade Runner, and American Gangster. But their talent doesn't supplant other English-language filmmaking. Is this what we can look forward to now? Every single thing being remade by the creme de la creme of Hollywood? God, I'm half expecting that the future will bring us not only remade U.K. productions, but remade indies too.

The Internet might "bring us all together," but Hollywood still does whatever it can to create a nice U.S. bubble. Anyone have a pin?