Watching the new trailer for The Tooth Fairy, I'm reminded of how much it hurts to get punched in the face repeatedly by stale jokes, horrific acting and an atrocious storyline. Holy crap does this film look horrendous -- and not in that slow down to watch the accident kinda way, but in a your brain will literally remove itself from your body and hit you over the head with a hammer if you continue to watch this movie kinda way.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson stars as a professional hockey player who for whatever stupid reason is forced to become the Tooth Fairy in order to do something that we don't really care about. And how did Stephen Merchant get roped into this flick? Did he lose a bet? It feels like an early 90s straight-to-video Disney sequel ... only worse than that ... and then even worse than that. Who green-lit this thing -- Santa Clause?

Check out the trailer after the jump and let us know what you think. Am I being too nice?