I'm almost positive this post will elicit comments like "Way to go Cinematical -- I'm never coming back here again!", or "If I wanted to watch this type of filth, I'd take a shower in front of the mirror!" -- but there's just something sorta mesmerizing and moronic about these videos that I just had to write about them. Essentially, the folks from Secret Sauce TV came up with a concept called Hot Chicks in Black & White Flicks.

The idea here is that these black and white films are instantly more watchable when they feature hot girls in bikinis reciting the dialogue instead of, say, trained professional actors. Featured in this brain-dead, but pretty hilarious collection are scenes from 12 Angry Men, Raging Bull, Schindler's List and On The Waterfront ... all with hot chicks recreating the magic of the original piece word for word. What makes it funny (to me, at least) is just how horrific these girls are at acting. The Raging Bull one (embedded after the jump) is easily my favorite, as two girls with thick New York accents stand there in bikinis debating whether or not one of them had sex with the other one's wife. Ah, the ways in which people absolutely crap on wonderful works of art is astonishing ... but I guess that's why we love the internet so much!

Check out Raging Bull after the jump (NSFW), and the rest over on YouTube.

WARNING: This clip features half-naked women and lots of foul language. It is NSFW.