But when it come to making movies, the guy's dancing around his own filthy vacuum. His films are actually painful to watch, not because of the oh-so-extreme violence and hilariously over-baked profanity, but mostly because of the stunningly base and amateurish filmmaking skills on display. But apparently someone with a big lump of cash disagrees with me: Variety is reporting that Rob Zombie has just signed a deal to remake the 1958 sci-fi monster movie classic The Blob. Says the clearly astute filmmaker: "My intention is not to have a big red blobby thing -- that's the first thing I want to change." To which I'd respond ... Hey, too bad it's THE BLOB you were just hired to remake, dude! If giant red blobby creatures are too good for a man stage-named "Zombie," then perhaps he should try remaking something like ... The Funhouse. Far as I can recall there are no blob monsters in that flick.
And while I often defend the "horror remake," this one really sticks in my craw, and here's why: We were "due" for another Blob remake anyway (the 1988 one, by the way, is actually pretty fun), but by giving the gig to this guy, we're taking it away from an enthusiastic young director who, y'know, doesn't have obvious contempt for the source material. Rob, please, stick to your day job.