1. "It's just kinda weird that you always seem to "re-appear" when I'm naked . . . ." -- Melissa V.
2. "And further into the future, I shave my head, get tribal tattoos all over, and blow up starships..." -- Joel M.
3. "It wouldn't really be a 'threesome' because the other guy would be me from the future." -- Bob D.
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This week we're taking things in a lighter direction in anticipation of Robert Rodriguez's new film, Shorts, about a kid who discovers a rainbow-colored rock that magically grants wishes. The one person who delivers the best caption this week will bounce away with one Shorts "Phlat" Ball, two backpacks, one green splat T-shirt, one lollipop, one sheet of stickers, one Frisbee, one beach ball, one hat and one yo-yo. As a bonus, two runners-up will also receive two backpacks, one green splat T-shirt, one lollipop, one sheet of stickers, one Frisbee, one beach ball, one hat and one yo-yo. So throw on those caption hats and sound off below ...
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