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Ist you ready for 'Bruno,' Sacha Baron Cohen's raucous, raunchy and scathingly satirical follow-up to 'Borat'? Well, ready or not, the envelope-pushing comedy is here, and it's even ballsier (both figuratively and literally) than its Borat-centric predecessor. Vaaaasup?! Ist you ready for 'Bruno,' Sacha Baron Cohen's raucous, raunchy and scathingly satirical follow-up to 'Borat'? Well, ready or not, the envelope-pushing comedy is here, and it's even ballsier (both figuratively and literally) than its Borat-centric predecessor.

Seeing as Baron Cohen's ostentatiously gay Austrian fashionista alter-ego is a one-man one-liner machine, we've rounded up the funniest quotes from the film for your reading pleasure. Work them into everyday conversation at your own risk. And tell us your favorite quotes from 'Bruno.' -- By Tom DiChiara

Bruno: Vassup?! I'm Bruno.

Bruno: [drops his pants around his ankles] Whoops!
Ron Paul: This is ended.

TV Host: So what's the baby's name?
Bruno: I gave him like a traditional African name: O.J.
Female Audience Member: What?!

Drill Sergeant 1: Oh my gosh! You gotta be out of your mind.
Drill Sergeant 2: What kind of belt is that, candidate?
Bruno: D&G.
Drill Sergeant: What is D&G?
Bruno: Dolce & Gabbana, hello
Both Drill Sergeants: Hello?!

Drill Sergeant: Your finger's in my alley!
Bruno: Not yet.


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Bruno: [to his hunting partners]: Look at the four of us. We are so like the 'Sex and the City' girls.
Donny: No, no, we aren't, either.
Bruno: Which one are you, Donny?
Donny: I ain't any one of them. I'm Donny.
Bruno: That is such a Samantha thing to say.

Bruno: How do you defend yourself against a man with a dildo?

Bruno: How do you defend yourself against a man with two dildos?

Bruno: How do you defend yourself from an attack by a homosexual?
Instructor: Well, they usually attack from behind.

Bruno's penis: Bruno!

Bruno: Why are you so anti-Hamas? I mean, isn't pita bread the real enemy?
Yossi Alpher (ex-Mossad chief): You're confusing Hamas with hummus, I believe.
Ghassan Khatib (former Palestinian Minister): Do you think there is a relation between Hamas and hummus?
Bruno: Was the founder of Hamas a chef? He had created the food and then got lots of followers.
Alpher: Hummus has nothing to do with Hamas. It's a food, OK. We eat it. They eat it.
Khatib: It's vegetarian. It's healthy. It's beans.

Bruno: Ist am going to wear a jumpsuit entirely made out of Velcro.

Bruno: You may find this hard to believe, but I'm gay.
Sears Worker: OK.