Did you skip out on Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen this past weekend in order to avoid all the long lines and screaming Optimus Prime fanboys? Are you questioning whether or not to shovel out ten bucks for a ticket after reading all the negative things said about the movie online? Are you hoping for someone to come along with a brilliant one-minute recap of the film that you can use as a tool to help persuade your final decision? Well, you're in luck -- someone has gone through the trouble to piece together an extensive (but non-spoilerish) recap of Revenge of the Fallen for those who want to delve a little deeper into the mythology and ponder the deep psychological questions the film tackles during its two-and-a-half-hour runtime. Enjoy!