We like to poke fun at The Asylum for churning out low-budget "copycat" flicks like Snakes on a Train, The Da Vinci Treasure, Death Racers, The Terminators, When a Killer Calls, Hillside Cannibals, King of the Lost World, The Day Earth Stopped, Pirates of Treasure Island, Invasion of the Pod People, and the upcoming Transmorphers 2: Fall of Man, but now it looks like we have an all-new reason to throw an arm around The Asylum's shoulder and say "Ha, that's a good one!" All I have to say is: Mega Shark. Lorenzo Lamas. Giant Octopus. Debbie Gibson. If that doesn't spell out it for you, enjoy this brief taste of lunacy...


Weren't prepared for that, were you? Never before have the terms "mega shark" and "giant octopus" been taken so literally. Obviously I cannot wait to see this flick, which is scheduled to hit the shelves on May 19. That's next week!