1. "I said I would never molest an apple pie again, I never said anything about CAKE!" -- Brad H.
2. "Lives were ruined and dreams were shattered when Jennifer misunderstood her husband's request to play "patty-cake"." -- Kevin F.
3. "We are all glad you are eating again, but this is a little much." -- Woody T.
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The 2009 summer movie season has officially begun, and to celebrate we're bringing in some live music with one catch: You have to perform ... along with some friends, of course. At this time next week Star Trek will return to theaters in exciting form, thanks to a fresh take from J.J. Abrams and his gang of merry rebels. Having already seen it, I have no problem calling it this summer's Iron Man -- a fantastic piece of spirited entertainment that sizzles and stampedes across your blockbuster-lovin' brain. And so to welcome Star Trek back into our lives (and hearts), we're bringing out the big guns: One lucky grand prize winner will beam up one Star Trek poster and one Rock Band xBox bundle containing the game, guitar, drum kit, and bass guitar, while two runner-ups will each receive one Star Trek poster and one Rock Band Wii bundle containing the game, guitar, drum kit, and bass guitar. You know what to do ...
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For more awesome Star Trek contest goodies, visit www.rockband.com/startrek and enter an original avatar design for a chance to win: One grand prize winner will receive "The Future is Now" prize pack including the top of the line Rock Band game accessories.