Think what you will about the Twilight franchise -- they know how to give, young, hormone-ridden girls sexy boys to yearn for -- even the werewolves. In fact, this is just plain unfair. I don't have a werewolf fetish by any means, but I think it's a bit jerky that children of the '80s got Michael Jackson, Michael J. Fox, and Jason Bateman looking either scary or ridiculously hairy (in both the amount and look of the hair), while girls these days get washboard-abbed, shirtless hotties.

USA Today has nabbed a look at the wolf pack set to terrorize in New Moon, which you can see above (and over there with more leg). The chesty mens in question: Alex Meraz (Paul), Chaske Spencer (Sam), Bronson Pelletier (Jared), and Kiowa Gordon (Embry) ... plus, of course, Taylor Lautner who isn't pictured. (I wonder -- does Jacob Black dig Harry Potter and think of Sirius Black as a doggy idol?)

It might seem a bit silly to show all of their chesticles, but it's a big part of the job description: "It's not pleasant for the actors," says director Chris Weitz. "But they have all been good-natured. They show up on location in drenching, cold rain, and I say, 'OK, off with the robes.' "