Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game some people claim rises from the dead, but then heads back down because it's way too lazy to haunt people. Last week, we asked you to spit out some captions for a photo of that hotsy-totsy sheba Angelina Jolie from her new moving picture, Changeling. What a gal! Once we navigated our way through a maze of adoption jokes, we came across these three winners. Congrats to you!

1. "I'm sorry, when you said 'Say hello to my little friend,' I thought we were talking about something else entirely." Matt H.

2. "Hmm, I don't know. Do yo have anything in an albino?" -- Stephen M.

3. "Beverly is shocked when Alan unveils his conjoined twin, Bradford." -- Dan L.

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This week, we're entering a creepy stare-off contest ... against ourselves! Oh, and we're also celebrating the new freaky flick The Haunting of Molly Hartley (in theaters on October 31). [In Mark Wahlberg's voice] What's up Molly? I don't want to haunt you, I just wanna talk to you, okay? Say hi to your mother for me. Moving on from my lame jokes, we've got some cool stuff for the winners of this caption contest. First off, one grand prize winner will take away one $250 iTunes gift card, and two runners up will each receive one 1 GB iPod shuffle. Now that's what my little sister (not named Molly) would call, "Wicked dope, yo!" Sound off below ...




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