I'll take the reigns of this post while my boss, Cinematical editor-in-chief Erik Davis, presumably weeps on the floor of his office. According to a reviewer over at JoBlo.com, the movie all Megan Fox fanboys have been anxiously waiting for (Davis may have already been paying someone to prematurely wait in line for tickets), is reportedly without its most anticipated scene. That's right, the horror comedy Jennifer's Body no longer has footage of the Transformers hottie sans top. Of course, as we saw from some very popularly leaked shots (still available at CelebNewsWire.com), Fox wasn't actually topless anyway -- she had on flesh-colored pasties.
The review at JoBlo (from a reader who attended a test screening) is, of course, far from dependable. Not because they aren't to be believed (they surely saw an early test screening of the movie), but because they likely didn't see a final cut, and we can all still hope that Fox's boobs make the officially released version. If it doesn't, though, will you still be interested? The reviewer gives the movie an extremely poor rating (3 out of 10 -- not good for Diablo Cody's Juno follow-up) and mentions that the only attraction for horny Fox fanboys is a gratuitous lesbian kiss, so we should maybe just forget about it?
Well, heck, it still stars Megan Fox, right? If Cinematical readers are any indication of the actress's popularity, she's the most in-demand star of 2008, at least on the net (you know you love that gallery featured above). Plus, it's scripted by Oscar winner Diablo Cody (Juno) and costars Mama Mia! actress Amanda Seyfried. Personally, I think if Fox can clean up whatever Sampson (and other test audience members, if they too disliked the cut) had problems with, this could be one of those movies that differently appeals to male and female audiences and becomes a hit as a result.