"It makes you feel warm in the pants."

Movie stars say the damnedest things.

Before we unleash our round-up of the major events and announcements of 2008 San Diego Comic-Con, we present the most memorable lines from actors and filmmakers at the convention's always-entertaining, sometimes-flat-out hilarious panels.

Be warned: profanity and vulgarity to follow. (What can we say? F-bombs are funny.)



"It makes you feel warm in the pants."

Movie stars say the damnedest things.

Before we unleash our round-up of the major events and announcements of 2008 San Diego Comic-Con, we present the most memorable lines from actors and filmmakers at the convention's always-entertaining, sometimes-flat-out hilarious panels.

Be warned: profanity and vulgarity to follow. (What can we say? F-bombs are funny.)

"Halle Berry." -- Gerard Butler, answering the fan question, "What would you like to do next?"

"How you pretend to be the 6'4" master-of-matter when you're a 5'9", 40-year-old jackass playing dress-up ... Man, it was a blast." -- Billy Crudup on playing Dr. Manhattan in 'Watchmen'

"Joyful, but hard to breathe." -- Elizabeth Banks, answering what it was like working "under" a much heavier Kevin Smith on 'Zack and Miri Make a Porno'

"Joan Allen says 'f***.' What more do you want?" -- Ian McShane on the appeal of 'Death Race'

"This is like doing a concert in Japan. You don't even say anything and they're like "Oooh!" Now I know why The New Kids wanted to go back. You start missing that kind of thing. It makes you feel warm in the pants." -- Mark Wahlberg on screaming females in the audience

"So the whole thing is to see how he became so awesome that Linda Hamilton would sleep with him." -- Anton Yelchin on playing a younger version of Kyle Reese (originally portrayed by Michael Biehn) in 'Terminator Salvation'

"Filming underwater, the technical term for it is ... a f***ing disaster." -- Frank Miller on shooting 'The Spirit'

"You're gonna see a lot of berserker rage." -- Surprise attendee Hugh Jackman on what to expect in 'X-Men Origins: Wolverine'

"Shut Your Mouth Before I F*** It." -- The name of a gay porn film Justin Long says he stars in (from 'Zack and Miri' clip)

"What are you doing later?" -- Emily Blunt reacting to identical twin fans at the 'Wolf Man' panel

"When I was a child, Nick Fury was a white man." -- Samuel L. Jackson on appearing in 'Iron Man'

"I'd like a stalker. Send me your hair and s***." -- Seth Rogen at 'Zack and Miri' panel

"She was basically like the nurse. She came in and was all 'Drop your pants.' And she stuck me in the ass." -- Gerard Butler on getting a shot of B12 in the bum from Madonna on the set of Guy Ritchie's 'Rocknrolla'

"You can't believe Wikipedia! I mean, according to Wikipedia I can suck my own d***." -- Judd Apatow on Wikipedia reports at 'Pineapple Express' panel

"I had my own type of vision quest, and if you've ever been to Vancouver you know what I'm talking about." -- Matthew Goode on filming 'Watchmen' in Canada

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