Dick (an apt last name, if I ever heard one) was arrested early today for drug use and sexual battery. He was being a drunken fool at the Buffalo Wild wings in Murrieta at about 1 AM when he peed on the building and then, when a 17-year-old girl walked by, he "grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts." Real classy, Dick.
Not surprisingly, cops found pot and Xanax in his pants during a search, and he's been booked on suspicion of felony possession of a controlled substance, misdemeanor sexual battery, and misdemeanor possession of marijuana." And if he wasn't creepy enough, I think that mugshot up there seals the deal.
Tip, Mr. Dick: Keep your drunken hands to yourself, and stop urinating in public.