1. "I was speaking figuratively when I said I had a lot of baggage." -- Mike R.
2. "Crap... I thought I ditched the Verizon guy at the pig roast!" -- Russell K.
3. "They just put Jonah Hill on a spit and fired up the tiki torches. I'm outta here!" -- Andrew W.
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This week, we're taking a trip back to ancient China for a visit with legendary martial arts stars Jet Li and Jackie Chan. Their new movie, The Forbidden Kingdom, arrives in theaters on April 18 -- and ... I just feel so bad for that poor, innocent white kid right now. It'd be hard enough running into one of those guys in a dark alley -- imagine getting stuck between both AND you have to go to the bathroom real bad? Ouch. The three lucky winners from this week will run (as fast as they can) away with one Forbidden Kingdom poster, one pack of Forbidden Kingdom trading cards, one box of green tea and one container of incense. Hmm, I smell a lot of captions this week ... and for some reason they smell like burnt roses with a splash of lemon vanilla? Sound off below ...
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