If the following trailer-ish preview wasn't extremely NSFW, I'd throw it right up at the top. But then I know some of you would complain, tell me your boss canned you because of it, and I'd feel horrible. Weekend would be ruined. So, instead, you can check out a preview of the hilarious new film The Auteur (which will premiere at this year's Tribeca Film Festival) after the jump.

We're getting started a little early this year on the 2008 Tribeca Film Festival, since it's my hometown fest (like to give a little extra love) and because there's so many good films playing. We'll begin by previewing as many as we can -- what looks the best, sounds the best, etc ... First up is The Auteur, directed by James Westby (Film Geek), and it stars Melik Malkasian as Arturo Domingo, also known as the Martin Scorsese of porn. Do I even need to tell you where it goes from there? Check out the preview they made for the From Here to Awesome festival after the jump, and we'll bring you more of The Auteur during this year's Tribeca Film Festival.
The following video is NSFW or children under the age of 17.