I don't know who in their right mind would want to play with this ugly thing, but hey -- some kids are just a tad warped these days. Yes, Hasbro has released images of their new Cloverfield monster toy -- and I guess the good part is that it finally gives us a great look at the monster, seeing as we didn't get a whole lot from the actual film. Even from looking at it up close, I still can't figure out where the filmmakers came up with this creature. While I definitely spot traces of the Predator, this thing is completely and totally unique. So I give them that. Here's what you get for a whopping $100 (oh yes -- throw the words 'limited edition' in front of something, and you can charge whatever you like):

  • 70 points of articulation and incredible life-like detail
  • Authentic sound
  • 14" tall
  • 10 parasites
  • Two interchangeable heads
  • Statue of Liberty head accessory
  • Special Cloverfield collector's edition packaging

Is it just me, or is that Statue of Liberty head taking it a bit too far? Anyway, you can purchase this ... thing ... from the Hasbro site, and you'll definitely have to let us know what your dinner guests think of it. We've included a couple more images after the jump, so enjoy!

SPOILERS AFTER THE JUMP -- CLOVERFIELD MONSTER REVEALED -- DO NOT CLICK IF YOU WANT TO SEE IT!!!

[via Coming Soon]