Yup, it's about that time again for our favorite Aliens and Predators to meet up, swap yearbooks, talk about cute boys and absolutely friggin' annihilate one another. This time, however, they'll be doing it in our own backyard. JoBlo has snagged the first teaser poster for Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (or AVPR) (click on the poster for a larger image), a follow-up to 2004's Alien vs. Predator in which the Alien from the Aliens films and the Predator from the Predator films battle it out on the big screen in an attempt to win the coveted title of "Best Kick Ass Monster Movie Villain Ever!" In my household, the Predator has always maintained a healthy lead over those Aliens, but only because it seems to have more of a personality ... and better weapons. And so help me God, if that Predator doesn't use its invisibility technique to sneak into a girl's locker room and subsequently blow those birthday suits to bits -- well, I just won't pay any money to see a third one, is all.
And how about that tagline: "This Christmas There Will Be No Peace On Earth." Gee, thanks. As if it wasn't bad enough having to lug boxes around to seven different holiday parties -- now I have to worry about some slimy beast showing up to kill me and impregnate my wife!? WTF? Directed by Colin and Greg Strause (they did the visual effects on films like 300 and X-Men: The Last Stand), AVPR finds our two nasty villains descend upon a small town in the middle of America. Those smart enough and ballsy enough (not me, I'd be dead in three minutes) then team up and, together, try to find a way to rid themselves of these creatures. Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem hits theaters on Christmas Day.