... and I, unfortunately, had nothing to throw at my computer. I apologize if I am out of line here, but how many movie trailers am I going to have to watch that feature two characters in the backseat of a car singing along to a song, karaoke-style, while a third person sits confused and baffled? How many, I ask? And how is this not classified as some form of torture, especially when you have Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker screaming the words to Lady Marmalade? God, I feel dirty.

With that said, the first teaser trailer for Rush Hour 3 has officially landed online (or, shall I say, on YouTube), and the thing smells worse than Chris Tucker's ridiculous pay check. Not much to it really -- there's a short intro that features a montage of old war footage explaining how France has basically been pissed on over the years, and then we cut to the aforementioned sing-a-long scene in the back of a car. Yup. Rush Hour 3. Directed by Brett Ratner. And, sadly, the thing will probably make a killing at the box office, prompting Chris Tucker to become the highest paid actor in the history of film. And you thought the end of the world was a long ways off ...

In the pic, which blasts its way into theaters this August 10, our two lovable misfits arrive in Paris where they inadvertently wind up clashing with a Chinese Triad crew. Counting down the seconds, folks ...