Had Simone been able to see what her aunt Maggie was pointing at through the binoculars, it would have driven her to drink. Sadly, she could see it pretty clearly without the binoculars...and even worse, the binoculars weren't real. They held a few shots worth of Jack Daniels. Simone took a swig, then took another. It was going to be one of those days...

Our winning caption this time around comes from the lovely Heather C, who somehow managed to resist the clearly powerful pull to mention either Jack Valenti or someone's penis her caption. As a result, she gets her very own "Censorship Gets F*cked" tshirt, as well as a hat that will allow her to both look like a badass AND help director Kirby Dick advertise the just-released This Film Is Not Yet Rated. Heather, please send your mailing info to kim.voynar@cinematical.com. The rest of you, sit tight: Another contest is coming tomorrow.