According to a ridiculously-formatted press release over at SKNR.net, Mr. Boll will fight against four of his detractors in Vancouver and one extra guy in Spain. All of this is somehow meant to clear Uwe Boll's name as a monumentally woeful filmmaker, because if there's one thing we're taught in our first day of Film Studies, it's this: Universally negative reviews can be negated by punching.
The guys who'll be climbing into the ring opposite the German Vermin will be Jeff Sneider (AICN), Chris Alexander (Rue Morgue), Nelson Chance Minter (IMDb commenter?), Carlos Palencia (Cinecutre.com), and Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka of SomethingAwful.com -- who I'm picking as the big winner because I've always liked his website and he already has the boxer-esque nickname. New sponsor GoldenPalace.com is calling the event -- wait for it -- Raging Boll.
The brawls will take place on September 23rd, which really sucks because I'm scheduled to shave the back of my neck that day, which means I'm going to miss all the