If you're looking for a person who absolutely adores the Saw franchise then, I'm sorry to say, but you won't find him here. Okay, I'll admit the first film was okay. Yes, just okay. However, being the kind of guy who still slams his eyes shut at the sight of tons of blood and guts on screen, imagining, for a brief moment, a garden with beautiful flowers and reciting words like, "It's only ketchup" over and over again -- yeah, it's safe to say these films aren't my cup of tea.

This is part of the reason why I avoided the sequel and, subsequently, will stay far away from the third installment. Go ahead and call me a wimp -- fact is, I just don't see how anyone can find entertainment in watching a person mutilate themselves and still be able to scarf down some tasty artificially-flavored buttered popcorn. That's correct -- If I can't eat, I don't watch. Oh well, my loss. Anyway, the marketing geniuses who brought you a teaser poster for Saw II which featured partially severed fingers and was eventually banned by the MPAA are back at it again with a delicious new advertisement for Saw III. This time the served fingers are replaced with some guy's disgusting teeth sockets. And I can't believe I'm actually going to say this, but I'd rather visit the dentist than pay ten bucks to see this film. Have at me folks!