It's called In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, as if to imply that there might be more than one tale worth telling, yikes, and it stars (get this) Jason Statham (Transporter!), Matthew Lillard (Shaggy!), Burt Reynolds (Bandit!), John Rhys-Davies (Sallah!), Leelee Sobieski (Helen Hunt Jr!), DTV Queen Claire Forlani, Ron Perlman (Hellboy!), Kristanna Loken (Bloodrayne!), Will Sanderson (who?), and a very nefarious-looking Ray Liotta! Jeez o man ... I look at it this way: If I were at a backyard barbecue, and the aforementioned actors got really drunk, threw on some Mordor costumes, and started slapping each other with swords ... damn, that'd be fun to watch.
Originally rumored to be a sprawling two-part epic, Dungeon Siege now looks to be your standard adventure movie length, thank jeebus for small favors. And despite the fact that I've seen and appropriately ridiculed every Uwe Boll movie out there, I must admit that I can't wait to see THIS one! Mwaha!