Sandra Bullock successfully extended her June 2003 restraining order against crazed fan, Thomas James Weldon, until 2009. The over-enthusiastic Weldon allegedly followed the Miss Congeniality star throughout three states and bombarded her with faxes and voice mails, (I didn't hear her complaining when it was Matthew McConaughey ...). Sandra told the court that, "I do not know defendant, I have never met him and I have never communicated with him." My sympathies to everyone involved, but WOW, talk about cross-promotion! Sandy is about to release, The Lake House, her newest rom-dram co-starring Keanu Reeves. The tag-line for The Lake House? How do you hold onto someone you've never met? A big thank you to Thomas James Weldon for cracking that brainteaser. 

Speaking of McConaughey ... he and Spanish siren, Penelope Cruz, are calling it quits. The twosome blamed busy work schedules as the main reason for their separation. Personally, I don't really care why they hit splits-ville, I just want to see who Penelope dates next! Let's see, judging from her past relationships it seems that her ideal man must be both a little bit crazy and a former "Sexiest Man Alive."  That pretty much narrows the field down to Nick Nolte and he'd totally go for Cruz. I hear he's a sucker for anything that rhymes with "booze", or any vice for that matter. Here's hoping he'll misplace her Spanish accent and assume she's from Tijuana ...