Nothing, ever, will top a giant marquee in front of an auditorium of rich, white people that reads "IT'S HARD OUT HERE FOR A PIMP." (As Kim said, "Have there ever been that many black people at the Oscars at one time?") They may as well cancel the Oscars right now, because everything else is going to be downhill. Disappointingly, the performance by Three 6 Mafia continues the strange, slow motion acting that was featured in the background of the Crash song - whose idea was that, exactly? Is one of those people supposed to be Terrence Howard? I see that all the women are wearing very short skirts, so they're probably either ho's or high school students.

And yet another Oscar first: A best song performance ending on a glory note that happens to be "PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP!"