Charlize comes out to present Best Feature-Length Documentary with some sort of parachute connected to her shoulder. I'm not sure if she was screened for whatever is under there, but I know I'm scared...for whoever takes her home. And the nominees are:
Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room
March of the Penguins
Not surprisingly, the award goes to those lovable penguins who marched for miles in the name of inspiring those of us at home with really large asses to add walking to our daily exercises for about one whole day. March of the Penguins takes it and I'm just afraid those paraplegics from Murderball are taking a trip to Antarctica to kick some ass. I really did love the gigantic stuffed penguins those "dorky french dudes" (Martha's quote, I promise) brought on stage. Okay, seriously, congrats to Luc Jacquet and Yves Darondeau on their award.