On the off chance that you haven't already been convinced that the CIA and FBI (two agencies
that can't effectively do anything together) conspired with British intelligence to murder Princess Diana, a movie is
coming to jolt you out of your foolish naiveté. Based on Jon King and John Beveridge's "investigative"
Diana: The Hidden Evidence
, Hidden Truth
is expected to begin shooting this spring. The movie will be
produced by William P. Cartlidge, whose resume features producer credits for both The Spy Who Loved Me
, as well as a deeply disturbing
start on The Benny Hill Show
. Perhaps Diana will be
murdered by a dapper spy - but really, really, quickly, and with the accompaniment of a laugh track. Disappointingly,
the movie not only lacks a cast, but also does not appear to involve Oliver
in any way.