Listen up, Iraq.

There's a man, a very important man, and he's got a message for you. It's one I believe you should heed well. This man, a well-respected journalist in San Francisco, has just two words for you to live by: "Stay classy."

It seems the legendary anchorman himself, Ron Burgundy, has brought his own brand of smarmy machismo to the people of Iraq, or at least to the side of a plane that's in Iraq. His sentiment is simple, and yet so very universal.