(That, I feel compelled to point out, is a sarcastic headline though, given that among the employees is one Jessica Simpson, I'm sure the suits involved are ok with their movie's likely lack of quality, and will be laughing all the way to the bank.) The storyline of Employee of the Month sounds a bit like Stacked, except with a different buxom blonde, and set in "a Costco-like" joint instead of a bookstore. The centeral characters are a pair of best friends (played by Dax Shepard and Dane Cook) who are jolted out of their workplace boredom by the arrival of a "hot new cashier" (I'll let you guess who might be playing that role). In an effort to impress said hottie with their ambition, the friends launch into a "an all-out war to become the store's next employee of the month." Also in the cast are Harland Williams and Pedro Efren Ramirez, both of whom coworkers of the big three. Needless to say, the hilarity will never, ever stop, and the movie will draw the same, inexplicably-large audiences that welcomed Cook's last effort, Waiting... (despite the absence of Ryan Reynolds).

The movie starts shooting this week in New Mexico, so it should be available for our viewing pleasure by the end of the year.