Hey, I'm looking at Uwe.* Uwe Boll, to be specific; that
wacky German man who likes to call himself a director and has a penchant for creating awful video game to film
adaptations. Boll's latest masterpiece, as you all know, hits theatres this very weekend. Bloodrayne, the vampire movie (sort of based on the video game of
the same name), is set in Transylvania and is called by Boll himself "extremely violent" and
"disturbing." Even more disturbing, in my mind, is that Boll (very optimistically) considers
Bloodrayne to be a franchise, which is why he chose to set this film in 1750 instead of the WWII, where the
game had it. We all know that a franchise means more than one film- and as we've reported to you before, Boll is
optimistic enough about this movie's prospects that he no doubt thinks he can spin its success into yet more
Bloodrayne movies. Nevermind that such an occurance would be a first for Boll, and is probably listed in
Revelation somewhere as one of the signs of a coming apocalypse.
The very best part here is Boll's idea for a sequel- the man wants to set it in the Wild West! That's right, a good old fashioned cowboys 'n Indians n' Vampires flick. Yee-haw!
*I apologize profusely for this terrible pun. Sometimes you just can't hold them
in.
[via IGN filmforce]
