Okay, I'm not against older people having hot sex or anything - heck, I hope when I'm 71 I'm still having some wild times. But do we really need to see Shirley Jones, matriarch of The Partridge Family, getting it on with a 24-year-old in the flick Grandma's Boy? I don't think so. In the film, Jones and her housemates, played by Shirley Knight and Everybody Loves Raymond's mom, Doris Roberts, get into a stash of hashish, which they mistakenly think is tea. The old ladies brew up the hash and drink it and, presumably, senior citizen naked romping and other such merriment ensues with a group of "fun loving young men". And no, kids, I'm not making this up.

As if the fact this movie stars both Rob Schneider and David Spade wasn't enough to keep me far, far away from seeing it (unless I'm forced to review it for some karmic injustice I committed in a previous lifetime), old lady stoner sex is definitely the topper. Maybe it's just me, but seeing a movie starring two actors who I would pay to stop making movies, combined with a bunch of horny old grannies getting it on with young men whose idea of "fun" is boffing a bunch of stoned old ladies just isn't my idea of time well spent. What's next? A movie with a "hot lesbian sex scene" with Shirley Jones and Florence Henderson, aka Mrs.Brady? Hey, and then David Cassidy and Barry Williams walk in on them, and boom-chicka-chicka-boing-boing...