neoThe Catholic Church is confusing me. First they pick this totally conservative, cold German guy to be Pope, and then they get all into The Matrix. How am I supposed to deal with this? I need to either be pissed off about the conservatism or freaked out by the embrace of trendy youth culture (or, at least, the embrace of things that were trendy fairly recently). Doing both is way, way too hard.

Apparently not everyone is having the problems I am, though, because the Neo/priest posters are going like hotcakes. Word on the street is that they make priests and the church cool again - after all, when was the last time a kid hung a picture of a priest on his wall? Just remember, kids:  "As Keanu Reeves fought against the powers of evil, a priest comes to help people fight against sin."